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Math 101

Posted by Jeff H on Thursday, March 12, 2009 8:39:26 AM
How to explain these numbers?

O-Bama-Lama-Ding-Dong's approval rating: 60.8%

Congress's approval rating: 32.7%

Direction of country, wrong track: 56.0%

Now, if you think the (little "m") messiah is doing such a good job, how can you think his lap dogs--the Democrat-controlled Congress, which has done everything he's asked--are doing a bad job? And how can you think the (little "m") messiah is doing such a good job leading the country, yet at the same time think the country is headed to Hell in a hand basket?

People are such sheep...
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This just in...

Posted by Jeff H on Sunday, February 01, 2009 9:13:33 AM
Heard a few minutes ago on CNN: "Will economic troubles at home weaken America abroad?"

No, idiots. What'll weaken America abroad is the fact that we now have a president who doesn't have any balls.
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If you owe the IRS more than $10,000...

Posted by Jeff H on Monday, January 26, 2009 2:08:06 PM
...call 1-800-NOMINATE, or visit www.nominateme.com.
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Inaugural Prayer, etc.

Posted by Jeff H on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 11:58:11 AM
I found it interesting that our Messiah-elect, Mr. O-Bama, was not saying The Lord's Prayer along with Pastor Rick Warren.

Perhaps he doesn't know it...

Just a thought.

Aretha Franklin: worst rendition of "My Country 'Tis of Thee" I've ever heard. Ever. Shameful. Simply shameful.

Britney Spears could've done it better. Seriously.

Joe Biden: "to defend the Constitution of the United States of America..." Exactly which Constitution will he be defending? You know, since it's a "living document" and therefore subject to change at the whim of a drunken judge.

The Messiah-now-no-longer-elect-but-installed: "Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again". How original.
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The New "Post-Racial" America

Posted by Jeff H on Saturday, November 08, 2008 6:54:11 AM
Our second black president "shows ease discussing race"...

...by referring to any potential First Pets as "mutts like me".

Is he finally admitting he's not really black?

Or simply stating what too many of us have feared from the beginning: "Whites need not apply" for cabinet positions. "Whites need not expect" their concerns to be heard or addressed by an Obama administration.

The long, dark night of America's soul has just begun...

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Welcome to...

Posted by Jeff H on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 6:08:14 AM
...the Islamic Republic of Aborti-Marxi-Tax-istan.

God, save us from ourselves.
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My Fearless Predictions on Election Day 2008

Posted by Jeff H on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 9:00:00 AM
Fearless, because I have no fear of being wrong.

PREDICTIONS:

1) All mainstream media news shows this evening will lead with stories touting Obama's lead in exit polls.

2) Whatever the margin of Obama's lead in the exit polls, it will undoubtedly be off by at least 7 - 10 percentage points from the actual votes cast.

3) Some African-American will be shown screaming that they were denied the right to vote.

4) Some African-American will be shown espousing their love of Obama.

5) Some redneck (probably from Murtha's district) will be shown saying "I wouldn't vote fer that n***** if hell froze over."

6) Chris Matthew's pant leg will be wet before 7:30 pm EST.

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